Me: "hey baby, how was school?"
Shade: "Fine."
Me: "Do anything interesting?"
Shade: "um...oh, we washed half a penis today."
Me: "What? WHAT? You washed half a penis??"
Shade: "(laughing) Mom, NO, we WATCHED half of 'PIANIST' today."
Dad: "(also laughing) Man, that must be a pretty big penis."

I couldn't come up with a photo to go with this. thankfully.
Happy Monday.